Indonesian in America

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Welcome to ..

My consultation booth.

For now I’m happy enough to have a tiny space here.

You ask the questions, and I…

I will either give more questions,  distract you from your inquiry, or tell you about how day goes. Who am I you say? Well hello I am Dewi Sri. If you care to look in Wikipedia, there will be a somewhat accurate description of me. Enough for a conversation starter anyway.

I am a goddess. That is what Dewi means. How about a god? Easy, you can call them Dewa. I might introduce you to some of my fellow gods if you happen to be around the next time we have a party.

English is really my 5th language I’m fluent at, but this language is one of three go to language when I need to speak to human beings. Yes, the other one is Indonesian.

Why I am here? You can say that question out loud so others can hear you too! I find it hopeless to help human with their rice and or fertility issues in Java island. Not much I can do there. There’s only so much miracles I can make without attracting publicity. Maybe once I have a better PR.

Why I am here? Why are you here? Reading this? And not reading that instead?

I am looking for a side job. I am in a place called creative blockage. Who knows, if i get enough tractions, I may adopt this as one of my main job.

Cheers.

Off to the first question .. What have we got here..